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john h

Holiday Greetings to Everyone

I wanted to send some sort of Holiday greeting to my friends, but it is so difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with lawyers yesterday and on their advice I wish to say the following

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes fro an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non- addictive gender neutral celebration of the summer solstice holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for religious / secular persuasions and / or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of eth onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply New Zealand is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed colour age, physical ability religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher t actually implement any of the wishes for her / himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher

Disclaimer: No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced.

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Remember a Porsche is not just for Christmas,

if you take it to pieces slowly it can provide anguish all year long!

Vince Ponz · Joined: 02 Nov 2002 Posts: 3581 Location: Florida

For some reason you are sounding like Joe or DOCO. I could not understand a word you said.

Have a safe Holiday all.
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"Never let them see you sweat"
77.5 924 modified track car
79 931 Euro stock
88 924S SE
87 911 Targa stock

Vince Ponz · Joined: 02 Nov 2002 Posts: 3581 Location: Florida

For some reason you are sounding like Joe or DOCO. I could not understand a word you said.

Have a safe Holiday all.
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"Never let them see you sweat"
77.5 924 modified track car
79 931 Euro stock
88 924S SE
87 911 Targa stock

john h · Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:21 am Post subject:

You're not supposed to understand it.

In Politcially Correct New Zealand we aren't allowed to say
Merry ChristMas and have a Happy New Year - which is a translation of the above, in case we offend people
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Remember a Porsche is not just for Christmas,

if you take it to pieces slowly it can provide anguish all year long!

Ozzie · Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:00 pm Post subject:

Live long and prosper.

Happy Holiday season to all!
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Porsche 924 1984 (UK import) NA
Its AUTO and its BLACK
Montego Black on black/red
Engineer of Electro/Mechanical Systems Maintenance

Peter_in_AU · Joined: 29 Jul 2001 Posts: 2745 Location: Sydney, Australia

and a hot Christmas and a cool 2007 to everyone including those we happen to be at war with this week.
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1979 924 (Gone to a better place)
1974 Lotus 7 S4 "Big Valve" Twin-cam (waiting)
1982 924 (As featured on Wikipedia)

Learn to love your multimeter and may the search be with you

924guy · Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:11 am Post subject:

down with being PC ...

Merry f'n Christmas to all, except for Jehovia's, you all just have a nice day and enjoy the lights if your allowed...

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Eric
78 924
82 931 SE "smokey"
99' VehiCross
Y2K Honda Insight
http://www.cardomain.com/id/924Guy
Performance by Pasha

B · Joined: 25 Apr 2006 Posts: 487 Location: Ohio

Hi everyone,
Hope you have a very safe and happy holiday season!

B
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1979 924 n/a
BAE turbo
5-speed snailshell

Paul · Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 12:36 am Post subject:

Happy Holidays!!

In this special season:

EAT, DRINK, AND BE MERRY!!!!

wait, I do that every day.....
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White 87 924S "Ghost"
Silver 98 986 3.6l 320 HP "Frank N Stein"
White 01 986 "Christine"
Polar Silver 02 996TT. "Turbo"
Owned and repaired 924s since 1977
Porsche: It's not driving, it's therapy.

morghen · Joined: 21 Jan 2005 Posts: 9102 Location: Romania

Happy Holidays!! from the place where vampires still search the streets at night for hot looking blonde/brunette/redhaired chicks in 924 Carreras

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Supercharger and EFI kits
https://www.the924.com

Ozzie · Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 3:55 pm Post subject:

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Porsche 924 1984 (UK import) NA
Its AUTO and its BLACK
Montego Black on black/red
Engineer of Electro/Mechanical Systems Maintenance

Joes924Racer · Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 5:36 pm Post subject:

Merry Christmas & God- Bless all.
visit with family, & share,give
eat - n - be marry.
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1979 porsche 924 Na
1980 porsche Turbo 931GT Replica
Have u ever driven a turbo.

Slam · Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 4:20 am Post subject:

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all of you - whether you like it or not. You've been a great help!

Cheers!
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'88 944 Auto - may or may not resurrect

D Hook · Joined: 02 Nov 2002 Posts: 3158 Location: Omaha, NE

Merry Christmas to all you mugs.........and mugesses. It's been a fun year.

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'80 924 n/a SOLD

koolkarateguy · Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 2:40 pm Post subject:

Merry Xmas dammit ! Hope ya'll have a great holiday !

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1979 N/A 924