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Duck hunting Season in Australia starts Duck hunt protester hit in face

appolgies to Lyons Brothers Music (BMI)


http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/duck-protester-shot/story-e6frf7jo-1226024497084


Small and docile, big and dumb
They look so stupid, they aren't much fun
Ducks aren't fun


They eat to grow, grow to die
Die to be meat at the hamburger fry
Ducks well done

Nobody thunk it, nobody knew
No one imagined the great Duck guru
Ducks are one

He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal
He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal
Ducks Tse Tongue

He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred
He felt like an outcast, alone in the flock
Ducks doldrums

He tweeted we must fight, escape or we'll die
Ducks gathered around, cause the steaks were so high

Bad ducks pun

But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate
Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate
Ducks are bummed

He was a scrawny bird, who looked rather woozy
No one suspected he was packing an Uzi
Ducks with guns

They came with a needle to stick in his thigh
He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye
Ducks well hung

Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door
Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor
Run ducks run!

He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay
We are free roving birds, we fly free today

We will fight for bird Freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the pidgeons, or die
Ducks with guns

They crashed the gate in a great stampede
Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed
Ducks have fun

Sixty police cars were piled in a heap
Covered in ducks pies, covered up deep
Much ducks dung

Black smoke rising, darkening the day
Twelve burning KFC’s, have it your way

We will fight for bird freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Pidgeons, or die
Ducks with guns

The President said "enough is enough
These uppity birds, its time to get tough"
Ducks dung flung

The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief
Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground meat
Ducks on buns

The ducks were surrounded, they waited and prayed
They tweeted their last tweets,
they chewed their last hay
Ducks out gunned

The order was given to turn ducks to whoppers

Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers
Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers

We will fight for bird freedom
And hold our heads high
We will run free with the Pidgeons, or die

Ducks with guns
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[joecitizennn]

Just what she wanted, to be one with the ducks. Just proves an age old point, guns dont kill people... ducks do. I will have my protesthor therved thlow cooked with a thide of potatoes pleathe.. muwhahahah
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