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morghen

Joined: 21 Jan 2005 Posts: 9102 Location: Romania
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Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 8:58 am Post subject: girlfriend/wife driving badly? spit it out here ! |
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ok...so here is the place for the ones who need to shout about the way their girlfriends/wifes drive.
i'll go first:
My girfriend recently got her driver's licence...so now i can drive to a party or whatever place...have a few beers and then she can drive me home. Sounds ideal...doesnt it?
Well i was expecting her to be a little slow and disorientated but i NEVER expected her to shift into reverse without pressing the clutch pedal!!!.....OH MY GOD !!! luckly i didnt take the porsche out tonight..
She was trying to get out of a parking slot and aparently forgot about the clutch pedal, crunched the reverse gear and did not stop at the first grind but went all the way trough and killed the engine  _________________ Supercharger and EFI kits
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Chrenan

Joined: 15 Jan 2003 Posts: 3903 Location: Canada
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Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 9:23 am Post subject: Re: girlfriend/wife driving badly? spit it out here ! |
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| morghen wrote: | | My girfriend recently got her driver's licence... |
Wait, your girlfriend just turned 16? _________________ 1987 951 - M193 Version for Japan |
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datatrain

Joined: 15 Sep 2007 Posts: 441 Location: Osoyoos, British Columbia
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Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 9:36 am Post subject: |
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Remember Physical violence is not an option..... _________________ '78 924 NA with Collector plate
33 year old car, with me for 21 yrs
Mint '92 318i BMW
Near mint '98 Buick LeSabre
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Rasta Monsta

Joined: 12 Jul 2006 Posts: 11733 Location: PacNW
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Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:27 am Post subject: Re: girlfriend/wife driving badly? spit it out here ! |
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| Chrenan wrote: | | Wait, your girlfriend just turned 16? |
Location: Romania _________________ Toofah King Bad
- WeiBe (1987 924S 2.5t) - 931 S3
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Joes924Racer

Joined: 03 Nov 2002 Posts: 11964 Location: Oregon, Denver Colorado native!
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Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 5:46 pm Post subject: |
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Ha ha ha Thats rough morphen. _________________ 1979 porsche 924 Na
1980 porsche Turbo 931GT Replica
Have u ever driven a turbo. |
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morghen

Joined: 21 Jan 2005 Posts: 9102 Location: Romania
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Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 8:34 pm Post subject: |
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No dude...whats wrong with you? she is 22.
Fortunately the gearbox in the audi is a tough one and shows no sign of damage after the abuse last night
So lets hear your stories...i'm sure you have some too  _________________ Supercharger and EFI kits
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Scorpio

Joined: 05 Jul 2007 Posts: 1957 Location: Brisbane, Australia
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Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:35 pm Post subject: |
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I was driving with a "Miss world" contestant i was seeing(2006) to an acting job we had on the gold coast...one hour away.... all she could talk about was how crap my little suzuki was and how she had a Range rover back home.
blah blahhh blahhhhh....her head was getting so big ...so i screached on the brakes in the middle of a 110km/hr highway..stopped all the traffic and told her to get out and walk!!
She shut up the rest of the way there
 _________________ 1979 NA
MS1..EFI..
GARRETT T25 TURBO
BILSTEIN SHOCKS
GT BASED CUSTOM BODYKIT
Brisbane , Australia
Think mean think fast
all youll see is
my Porsches Arse!!! |
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CorsePerVita

Joined: 25 Jul 2008 Posts: 1992 Location: Redmond, Oregon
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 11:27 am Post subject: |
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| Scorpio wrote: | I was driving with a "Miss world" contestant i was seeing(2006) to an acting job we had on the gold coast...one hour away.... all she could talk about was how crap my little suzuki was and how she had a Range rover back home.
blah blahhh blahhhhh....her head was getting so big ...so i screached on the brakes in the middle of a 110km/hr highway..stopped all the traffic and told her to get out and walk!!
She shut up the rest of the way there
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hahahahahaha owned. I love it! _________________ - 1977 Porsche 924 2.0 N/A (Trackday Project)
- 1979 Porsche 924 2.0 N/A (The other daily)
- 1980 Porsche 931 (Daily)
- 1987 Lamborghini Jalpa
- 1999 Ducati 900SS |
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wombat
Joined: 07 Jun 2008 Posts: 422 Location: Melbourne, Australia
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 5:46 pm Post subject: |
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once when I was sitting next to my wife driving she started to get really mad with the people who had just walked out infront of her to cross the road and that she had to brake and change lanes just to avoid them. I pointed out that if she hadnt just driven through a red pedestrian light she wouldnt have had any problems with the people crossing the road and making her change lanes. _________________ 1977 924 2.0 Auto |
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Paul

Joined: 02 Nov 2002 Posts: 9491 Location: Southeast Wisconsin
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Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 12:26 am Post subject: |
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| Scorpio wrote: | I was driving with a "Miss world" contestant i was seeing(2006) to an acting job we had on the gold coast...one hour away.... all she could talk about was how crap my little suzuki was and how she had a Range rover back home.
blah blahhh blahhhhh....her head was getting so big ...so i screached on the brakes in the middle of a 110km/hr highway..stopped all the traffic and told her to get out and walk!!
She shut up the rest of the way there
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And I assume she also shut her legs for at least a month longer? _________________ White 87 924S "Ghost"
Silver 98 986 3.6l 320 HP "Frank N Stein"
White 01 986 "Christine"
Polar Silver 02 996TT. "Turbo"
Owned and repaired 924s since 1977
Porsche: It's not driving, it's therapy. |
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Martijnus

Joined: 29 Dec 2006 Posts: 2019 Location: Netherlands
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Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 2:05 am Post subject: |
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My girlfriend drives quite good, but she drives too safe and careful... don't like that but better than not seeing things.
Some friends once let their girlfriends drive their car (rwd) and it has happened a few times that they crashed the car completely...
So I'll never let my girl drive the porsche  _________________ "Rule: Turbo's make torque, and torque makes fun." (C. Bell)
924 "50-jahre", 1981.
MSII/extra, LPG, ITB's, 5lug.
To be turbo'ed in a while.
Killed her at the Nurburgring, Porscheless at the moment |
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cgalyon

Joined: 05 May 2008 Posts: 249 Location: Knoxville, TN
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Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 2:10 am Post subject: |
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My wife is learning how to drive a manual now (has driven automatics all her life). We went for some practice driving around the neighborhood and she had a rough time giving the car enough gas. Eventually the car jerked around so much that the check engine light came on. I think the car was saying it was tired and wanted to rest because a couple of days later the light was off. We're still working on the practice...
Edit: That was on our Suzuki Reno, by the way, not the Porsche. _________________ 1988 924S Navy Blue - Phone Dials |
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Paul

Joined: 02 Nov 2002 Posts: 9491 Location: Southeast Wisconsin
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Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 2:22 am Post subject: |
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This may work (has for me):
Find a flat large parking lot.
Put the car in first.
Show her where the friction point is.
Show her that you can move the pedal quickly to a point somewhere just short of the friction point.
Without touching the gas pedal, ease the clutch pedal out until the car is moving and your foot is off the clutch pedal.
Then push the gas pedal.
Most new drivers don't understand that the clutch pedal is not an "on/off" switch and don't understand what a friction point is.
Once you've proved to her that the car can be started from a stop without touching the gas pedal several times, have her try it. _________________ White 87 924S "Ghost"
Silver 98 986 3.6l 320 HP "Frank N Stein"
White 01 986 "Christine"
Polar Silver 02 996TT. "Turbo"
Owned and repaired 924s since 1977
Porsche: It's not driving, it's therapy. |
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alexvex
Joined: 31 Jul 2006 Posts: 420 Location: Seattle, WA (from Indiana)
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Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 2:23 am Post subject: |
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My girlfriend doesn't know how to drive stick (she keeps begging me to teach her..I will on the audi, not the porsche). That and whenever we take her car I normally drive too. _________________ --Alex--
1992 Porsche 968 (VW 2.5L I5 Turbo swap in the works)
1995 Audi 90 Quattro Sport (4.2L V8 Swap)
2010 Touareg TDI
Past Pcars: 80 931, 87 924S, 87 951 |
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Min

Joined: 04 Nov 2002 Posts: 2368 Location: Vernon, British Columbia, Canada
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Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 9:04 am Post subject: |
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My wife is a better driver than me. I taught her how to drive in the porsche.
Min _________________ Custom means it didn't come from a box.
1980 n/a with EDIS and Megasquirt II Injection. 7 different colors and counting. |
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